Dingo Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way