Dingo Jokes

What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

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Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.