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Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!