Dingos with straws....!!
It takes 10 months to give it a good meal
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
Their wheelchairs
Because he used a non-stick pan.
He went back four seconds.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
All Fridays Matter
Anthrax.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
The htc M8. Oi mate
The Difficult.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
You rub them the wrong way