Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!