Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.