Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!