Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Private Tutor Jokes More Private Tutor Jokes

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.