Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.