Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")