Tutor Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Public Jokes More Public Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"