What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...