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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: