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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's the heaviest Chinese food?

Wonton

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"