What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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How old are your kids?

Kids

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: