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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha