Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.