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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

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Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete?

Because they lost an I.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback