How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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He wanted to go bear foot.

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Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Smoked Muenster.

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Because they don't want a man lost!

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I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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To get his quarter back!

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A humburger.

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Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Do you have a ticket for that?

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Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback