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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback