How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Who is Nickelback's biggest fan?

Helen Keller.