How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.