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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.