How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Antiquing.

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It can't buy you money.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

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I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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Do you have a ticket for that?

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.