Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.