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Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Nickleback Jokes More Nickleback Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.