I want my Nickleback....
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Because the C-section is always messy.
Some adults like lawyers.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Between me and you, "something smells".
Nickelback
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
They both lost jack.
Because he was always lost at C!
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
A stool sample.
Two bits!
A humburger.