Chad Kroeger Jokes

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Who loses?

America.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl band in the concert?

Because the P is silent

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!