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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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The Turkey Club

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Later.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*