When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Tooth-hurty

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When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.