What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Later.

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What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!