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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What did the snobby bird say to the poor bird?

Cheep, cheep.*