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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross