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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What do you call a teenage cheese cracker?

Chee-zits I made this up. Thank you, thank you...thank you so much.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.