What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Why thank you... are you single?

Girl: No, I am a dentist.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?