Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.