What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it