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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.