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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.