How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.