How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why can't you hear a psychologist go to the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.