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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Sharply Dress Man Jokes More Sharply Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire