Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.