Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand?

It's just two-tired.

Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.