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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!