Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.