What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.