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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou