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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...