ME crying:
SIDS
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...