Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying:

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"