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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger