Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger