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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.