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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Which number confuses people?

82

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.