How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How do people with acid reflux complain?

Errr mer GERD

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.