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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like?

Depends...

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.