Survivor Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.