What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What's the fastest way to heaven?

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What tastes good?

Popcorn.

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"