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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.