Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!