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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!