What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.