A tooter
Dronacharya
A farmer
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Advanced methematics.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
A plaque.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
