A tooter
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Toot uncommon
Teaching the chicken to cook
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
People tell you.
Data-ism
A tooter. (thanks, honey)