What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!

What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other?

A speech impediment. AY!

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!