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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!