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What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who?

Alpaca picnic lunch!