Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Greek Man Jokes More Greek Man Jokes

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Ay Jokes More Ay Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.