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Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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There was a face off in the corner.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

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