Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Religious People Jokes More Religious People Jokes

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Ay Jokes More Ay Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.