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Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

Math Professor Jokes More Math Professor Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Ay Jokes More Ay Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Religious People Jokes More Religious People Jokes

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook