Speech Impediment Jokes

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit

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What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

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What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.