The Alpacalisp.
Thibbit
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Because he had gnocchi.
Alpaca 'nother bong
Alpaca picnic lunch!
Cos they are afraid of Sin
A coin to scratch it with.
He works it out with a pencil.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.