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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Armenian Jokes More Armenian Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed