Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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A turkey.

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He didn't want to be called chicken

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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