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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.