Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "