Because they don't like Turkey
They'll tell you
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
They demand credit for everything
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Turkey
He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
A Serj Protector.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
They both died on Thanksgiving
What else is there to do while you're waiting in line?
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Rodney King Pinatas