Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe?

A Serj Protector.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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They paint the town dead!