Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Vlad Jokes More Vlad Jokes

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.