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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.