What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

A restraining order.

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.