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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What joke is the darkest?

Fire away please! I want to hear it all!

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer