Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile