Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.