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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.