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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.