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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.