Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.