Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Anything he wants to be called.

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They remove all attachments.

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They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.