Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Enlightenmint!

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With zen diagrams!

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Make me one with everything*

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.