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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Nah. I'ma stay.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Udder chaos!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.