What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.