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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer