What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)