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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!