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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.