What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers