What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Nah Imma stay

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Tennish

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What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other