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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.