What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)