What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.