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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder