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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder