What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.