When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!