What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.