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What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!