What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow