What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner