What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.