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What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.