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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet