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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian