Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower