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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.