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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.