What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.