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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

Stock Market Jokes More Stock Market Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.