A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
He thought it would help him with his hit detection.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Wedding rings
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
I bet it's really nice to be Enya.
He lost his pride in a bet
The ocean
Some will know this some won't It's a towel
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
Raisin Bran