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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What do you think of Theresa May?

I'm more of a L'Oreal fan

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Wetter Jokes More Wetter Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Dry Jokes More Dry Jokes

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.