A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because she ain't special, Shiite.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
I bet he has to leave the room.
Some will know this some won't It's a towel
Somebody threw the towel in.
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??
