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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

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What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??