Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.
Elon Musk
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons
Pole Position
White privilege