Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.