Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the most immature gaming console?

Ninutendo 69

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Runaway Horse Jokes More Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call a lost crayon?

A Strayola

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear