Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why was Phil Collins......never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross Country.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.