How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.