How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.