How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*

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How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.