Kitchen
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
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You can't play tennis in the kitchen
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.