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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market