How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.