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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.