Buy high sell higher.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
He was running on fumes.
They are both green and get smoked in bowls!
Marijuana
My Mexican neighbor
Because the steaks were too high!
Stoner!
Both of them smoke the leafs
Moo-dicinal
High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)
Becka the bus is the best place to sit!
A barbecue
He invested before it was cool.
Look at it in a mirror.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A boo-meringue
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Steer clear
Roost beef!
Shellular*, of course...
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
High definition
And when did my wife start smoking