It was the pot calling the cattle back.
IHOP
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Toast-tah-dahs!
He had too much thyme on his hands.
I bought some thyme yesterday.
At the university.
It's already got thousands of degrees.
A free-LOTR
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
To get out of this town.
They paint the town dead!
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
Bowl me over!
This guy.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
