Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!