Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.