Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip