Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.