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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?