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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.