How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Who's there! Biro! Biro who?

Biro light of the moon!

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.