How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?

Warren!

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Eclipse Jokes More Eclipse Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.