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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe