Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.