Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.