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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears