Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...