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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons