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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam