Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!