Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.