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What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.

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What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."